grrr…. who decided we should “work for a living” anyway?

mrjjude:

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All I wanna do is lie on the couch and watch all the stuff in my Tivo line up.  I can’t believe how much I miss college.  When I think of the epitome of good living, I go back to sophomore year at Howard, my huuuuge single room in Meridian sleeping in til like 11 on Sunday morning.

Somebody get me a time machine, please.  The real world is overrated.

 Not what I want to hear!  As a senior who is going to graduate in 12 days, I don’t want to hear that!!  lol.

 yeeaaah, not exactly the news I was looking for either. keep that kinda shit to yaself!

Meet The Parents (not the movie)

mrjjude:

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Meet The Parents

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.

He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and his girlfriend meets him at the door.

“Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!” she says.

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are already seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and Whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”

The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a Pharmacist.”

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Huh?!

So, I pulled up to a gas station on the south side of Tallahassee yesterday to get some gas. As I walked towards the door of the store to pay, I saw a window sticker on a Saturn Vue that caught my eye. At the top of the 4”x6” sticker were the words “Stand for Something or Die for Nothing”. As soon as I read the words, I was in agreement. I thought to myself, “exactly. if your not willing to die for a cause, your not truly living.”……But then I finished reading the sticker. Below those words were two confederate flags, the dates that the civil war was fought (1861-1865), and then, on the very bottom, the words “we will never forget.” As I continued to pass by the SUV, I noticed the person inside was a white female around the age of 55, or at least she looked like she was. I was baffled! I thought, is it still that serious? Its been 144 years since the end of this war, and it seemed that it was still being used to divide. I kept thinking, “we will never forget” what? Being slave owners? Jim Crow? Segregation? I had to call a friend of mine to laugh at the situation with me! We were both like, get over it! Your great great great somebody just might have fought in the war, and maybe they died, but thats really no reason to harbor ill will…..

Our conversation ended before I walked back outside, but I ended up having to call him back because of what I heard when I walked back outside. Now, keep in mind that its a middle aged white female. When I opened the door, walking back outside, I heard really loud music blasting. I started to look around to see where it was coming from as I walked to my car. Then I realized that the loud music was coming from the Saturn. And THEN I realized what was playing. The newest downloaded unedited 50 Cent……Huh?!