May 2009
2 posts
grrr.... who decided we should "work for a living"...
mrjjude:
traveltroublemusicart:
All I wanna do is lie on the couch and watch all the stuff in my Tivo line up. I can’t believe how much I miss college. When I think of the epitome of good living, I go back to sophomore year at Howard, my huuuuge single room in Meridian sleeping in til like 11 on Sunday morning.
Somebody get me a time machine, please. The real world is overrated.
Not...
Meet The Parents (not the movie)
mrjjude:
shadedblue:
Meet The Parents
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
He...